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Jul
19th
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taking action

nikography:

maybe it’s not “am i making the right choice?” but “can i make this the right choice?”

… which, for better or worse, kindof makes every two choice decision into three choices. Can i? Can’t I? and should i?

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A heartbreak isn’t always as loud as a bomb exploding. Sometimes it could be as quiet as a feather falling and the most painful thing is, nobody hears it but you.
— Unknown (via thresca)
May
15th
Thu
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i was a star some time ago… but only for cameos in crazy holiday party videos.
Apr
24th
Thu
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buns of steel. i hide thinly veiled atraction for this young lady by shouting things at her like: “hey D-snot… Enter is the ame key as return…”
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totally biting my shit via crunchysocks: roast chicken alert. (w/rosemary and lemon)  its cool. just remember who invented the roast chicken… me GROVER! thats who…

totally biting my shit via crunchysocks:

roast chicken alert.

(w/rosemary and lemon)

 its cool. just remember who invented the roast chicken… me GROVER! thats who…

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Akons Con Job and then there was this.
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well… first there was this…
Apr
21st
Mon
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this is slightly better than the video where they guy slaps the girl on her butt then as she screams in pain slams her face with a cream pie.

i need new hobbies. 

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self-pwnage... fly but not fly for them. um.
Apr
15th
Tue
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get murked.
Funniest Movie Death Scenes (via )