I'm tellin you cousin...

you speak i stupid. you stupid i speak.
May 15
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i was a star some time ago… but only for cameos in crazy holiday party videos.
Apr 24
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» buns of steel.
i hide thinly veiled atraction for this young lady by shouting things at her like: “hey D-snot… Enter is the ame key as return…”
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totally biting my shit via crunchysocks: roast chicken alert. (w/rosemary and lemon)  its cool. just remember who invented the roast chicken… me GROVER! thats who…

totally biting my shit via crunchysocks:

roast chicken alert.

(w/rosemary and lemon)

 its cool. just remember who invented the roast chicken… me GROVER! thats who…

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» Akons Con Job
and then there was this.
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well… first there was this…
Apr 21
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this is slightly better than the video where they guy slaps the girl on her butt then as she screams in pain slams her face with a cream pie.

i need new hobbies. 

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» self-pwnage... fly but not fly for them.
um.
Apr 15
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get murked.
Funniest Movie Death Scenes (via )
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Leon Berry - Beast in the Basement (improved version) (via )
Apr 11
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“ yeah, I’m all for smarts - but some people need to know the taste of they own blood in their mouth - just for perspective…
— Camille